The Billard Bobo Bio
My good friend and old roommate, James Edmondson, and I created an imaginary person. This person was the result of not taking 100% responsibility. Anything that went wrong or was weird quickly became the result of poor Billard Bobo. Soon after Billard Bobo (sometimes referred to as Billard Bobes) began to become more popular, I finally decided to give him the notoriety he deserved and create a wiki page dedicated to Billard Bobo and his life. Much to my dismay, I found that the wiki page was taken down shortly after being published, but I soon found another community that was happy to accept the bio called hubpages.com where the article now resides.
Thanks for reading.
WARING: What you are about to read my surprise you as being extremely weird.
“Billard Bobo, or Billard Bobes, (born 1975) is a guy who crashes parties and wreaks havoc on any fun situation he possibly can. He is usually out to get the most successful of beings. Billard is very sneaky and is very careful about letting himself be seen. He prefers to do his dirty work at night. On most occasions he will try and trip the unsuspecting from a bush. With lightening quick reflexes and unbelievable speed, he is almost impossible to catch. Revenge is never an option.
As a child, Billard Bobo was abandoned and left for dead by his mother Margarette Bobo. Billard’s father was thought to have been named Jack, but being a crack addict, he was never to be found again after conception.
With the possession of such unbelievable agility and vitality, Billard soon was adopted by a wolf pack where he first began his mischievous actions on baby sheep. Billard is thought to be mentally retarted or ill. In Billard’s adolescence he quickly grew bored of nature and made his way to society. He brought along with him his trickery to bring down the victorious, fortunate, and prosperous of individuals.
Billard is thought to now reside in the brush of inner city and suburban areas awaiting for his next prey. It is believed that he picks and chooses certain people and groups to haunt for long periods at a time.
Billard Bobo can sometimes be heard yelling “It pays to be poor!” from the depths of the shadows.
This is an excerpt from Wikipedia.com (the deleted articles) “
